I originally posted this a couple of years ago. It still applies.
I am sure you all know who Jeff Foxworthy is. He is the comedian who came up with the phrase, "You might be a redneck if..." I came up with my own version....
I am sure you all know who Jeff Foxworthy is. He is the comedian who came up with the phrase, "You might be a redneck if..." I came up with my own version....
You might be a mom if...
...you find french fries every time you clean out your car.
...you know what it feels like to step on a Lego.
...you know how to get crayon off of a wall.
...you once considered a career as a lactation consultant.
...you have the words to Goodnight Moon memorized.
...your last manicure was given to you by an 8 year old.
...you have used "time out" as a threat.
...you keep diaper wipes in your glove compartment.
...you get excited over minivan accessories.
...you have poison control on speed dial.
...your pantry is full of goldfish crackers and juice boxes.
...you eat chicken nuggets for dinner twice a week.
...you have 2 thermometers, 1 oral and 1 rectal.
...you have been up all night but neither alcohol nor sex were involved.
...you have gotten into an argument with a total stranger over vaccinations.
...you have a stick figure family in your back window.
Are there anymore that you would add to the list?
...you have a stick figure family in your back window.
Are there anymore that you would add to the list?
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