Saturday, August 23, 2014

You might be a mom if...

I originally posted this a couple of years ago. It still applies.

I am sure you all know who Jeff Foxworthy is. He is the comedian who came up with the phrase, "You might be a redneck if..." I came up with my own version....

You might be a mom if... find french fries every time you clean out your car. know what it feels like to step on a Lego. know how to get crayon off of a wall. once considered a career as a lactation consultant. have the words to Goodnight Moon memorized.
...your last manicure was given to you by an 8 year old. have used "time out" as a threat. keep diaper wipes in your glove compartment. get excited over minivan accessories. have poison control on speed dial.
...your pantry is full of goldfish crackers and juice boxes. eat chicken nuggets for dinner twice a week. have 2 thermometers, 1 oral and 1 rectal. have been up all night but neither alcohol nor sex were involved. have gotten into an argument with a total stranger over vaccinations. have a stick figure family in your back window.

 Are there anymore that you would add to the list?

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